shakespeareishq:

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

#javert blasting off again

helioscentrifuge:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

fuck no, you’re on your own asshole

Something wrong with your leg, boy? Can you walk? Have I got to carry you? Fine little blade. Maybe I’ll pick my teeth with it. (Arya Stark in Season 4)

keluturtle: he usually has time to pluck, but today he just couldnt

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries’ Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee, the bad guys won’t even wanna come out of their caves.